Hey, man. So, uh, normally I'd go the whole nine yards to seem cool and approachable and shit, but I heard you had a rough time during the breach - don't blame you - and I don't think the introduction I usually give is going to help much.

[ His usually is incredibly dramatic, but reeling himself in seems like the better choice here. ]

So I'm just gonna say my name's Eddie, I'm your temp warden for the month. If you need or want anything, all you've gotta do is ask.